Ñam ñam

¡Soltad amarras! - gritó el capitán.
Y Marras se lo comió.

Este puede ser el comienzo de una gran amistad

- ¿Registraste mi maleta?
- A saber qué iba a encontrar, porque yo sí que pensé en matarte.
(Vicky Cristina Barcelona, 2008)

Paranoia

Dos granos de arena van por el desierto y le dice uno al otro:
- No me hagas mucho caso pero, ¡juraría que nos están siguiendo!

Hallelujah

The Pretender

The Pretender (Foo Fighters):

Keep you in the dark
You know they all pretend
Keep you in the dark
And so it all began

Send in your skeletons
Sing as their bones go marching in… Again
The need you buried deep
The secrets that you keep are ever ready
Are you ready?
I’m finished making sense
Done pleading ignorance
That whole defense

Spinning infinity, Boy
The wheel is spinning me
It’s never-ending, never-ending
Same old story

What if I say I’m not like the others?
What if I say I’m not just another one of your plays?
You’re the pretender
What if I say I will never surrender? (x2)

In time our soul untold
I’m just another soul for sale… Oh, well
The page is out of print
We are not permanent
We’re temporary, temporary
Same old story

What if I say I’m not like the others?
What if I say I’m not just another one of your plays?
You’re the pretender
What if I say I will never surrender? (x2)

I’m the voice inside your head
You refuse to hear
I’m the face that you have to face
Mirrored in your stare
I’m what’s left, I’m what’s right
I’m the enemy
I’m the hand that will take you down
Bring you to your knees

So who are you?
Yeah, who are you?
Yeah, who are you?
Yeah, who are you?

Keep you in the dark
You know they all pretend

What if I say I’m not like the others?
What if I say I’m not just another one of your plays?
You’re the pretender
What if I say I will never surrender? (x4)

So who are you?
Yeah who are you?
Yeah, who are you?

El día de la marmota

Ya, pero... ¿Y si no hay mañana? ¡¡Hoy no lo ha habido!!
(Atrapado en el tiempo, 1993)

Las ratas primero

Está hundiéndose el Titanic y el capitán le dice al contramaestre:
- Rápido, coja el hacha, cortemos la cuerda y larguémonos en el bote salvavidas.
- Pero capitán: ¡quedan muchas mujeres todavía!
- ¡Sí hombre! Como para follar estoy yo ahora...